I Met Kim Jong Un, Ask Me Anything
We hung out one time in a Wendy's Parking Lot.
He could blow Gandalf style boats and stuff out of smoke, or so he told me. He said if he did thst he couldn't hold it in and get high. He held hits in for longer than if it were crack. I'm talking sometimes 8 minutes or more. He'd keep talking through it and once he exhaled there would be more smoke coming out of him than could have went in.
What came out of him smelled danker than what we were smoking as well. I'm sure taking a rip off his cloud would be too much for any untrained civilian.
Look, I've been in a Wendy's parking lot and everyone's dancing around the important question, so I'll just get it out to ease the tension: what that hog do?
He spoke at length about how he was going to star in their locally produced version of space jam but was unwilling to play Bug Bunny. It was an understandable but insurmountable creative difference
Couldn't tell the brand cause he had one of those cool metal cigarette cases, but brown filter.
Edit: he also bummed one of mine saying he'd never tried Canadian cigarettes. He put it in his pockets and didn't offer me one of his, I was too nervous to ask.
He did most of the talking. He has just seen Fern Gulley for the first time they have it there but he hadn't checked it out yet. He said it 'Had him feeling like Robin Williams before he turned into a bat!'. He was aso occasionally taking pills from a container so safety sealed he needed 2 aides with 2 different unique tools to open it each time he was jonesing.