God is tired of sweats spawn killing him in CoD. Only casually lobbies allowed in the afterlife
He probably got tired of hypersweats ruining jis game so as a big fuck you he decided to ban hardcore gamers
Yk, it's strange, usually I'm almost all of them for things like this, but this one I'm only 4. They typically have a lot more to do with being queer or an atheist.
I'm somewhere on the ace spectrum, so I think I just have to accept that I'm never getting porn lover or sex addict, but as an achievement hunter, it really chaps my ass not to be able to 100% this.
Yeah, I'm ace, depressed, don't curse, and have hyper addictive syndrome so I don't want to try any vices.
"Blessed are the cheesemakers?"...."It's not meant to be taken literally, he means all manufacturers of dairy products."
"The Greeks are going to inherit the earth? Why the Greeks, why not us?"....."he said 'meek'!"...."ah well, that changes things...."
-- Life of Brian
Thanks, for a minute there I thought I had have to cover up my man boobs while playing Dance Revolution...
See, they’re confused. God actually said no selfish eaters. So gluttony is right out, you better share your sandwiches.
So the sign is correct. None of those people will enter heaven. Neither will anyone else, but those people, too.
Except for that part where Jesus died for all of our sins so we do all get to go to heaven now...
Please, we don't gotta call boring people "phobes". I'm so sick of the "don't like me? You're clearly AFRAID and fuck you for not being into it!"
It's not just that he thinks those things are wrong. It's that he thinks they're worthy of being horribly tortured for eternity for.