easy, the more white and bland and unhealthy: based. the more foreign and vegetabley: woke.
Soy is also one of the biggest crops in America because it's used for feeding basically every meat animal.
You probably eat less soy being vegetarian.
true true. the only acceptable bean is white mushy beans in tomato sauce. soy is for cows and commies, chickpeas are again hamas, and any specialty bean or lentil is woke as hell.
I'm going to bike down to my local co-op and get a tempeh Ruben and a spicy kale salad to own the chuds.
It's kind of weird seeing CHUDs dunk on rich people's preferences, but only when poor people try to do them.
But if you don't have enough energy for gay activities, what about straight activities?
This implies that you aren't having sex with women. Why not? Are you gay or something?
Noodles? Woke. Salad? Woke. Mushrooms? They look like little dicks, woke. Pay attention now - pasta? Not woke. It's going to get more complicated now. Yoghurt? Extremely redpilled. Mustard? Woke. Mayo? Also woke.
Frozen foods are all redpilled unless they're pink, in which case they carry the woke mind virus. Put some ketchup (redpilled) on that hot pocket for a little spice, patriot!
hotpockets are woke because they're either hotter than the sun or still frozen in the middle
This fanciful short cut pasta is the ideal addition to any soup, salad, or saucy dish.
Lmao
Phew, finally they can go back to the correct system - Rich kids get to keep eating "woke food" from home, and poor kids eat slop. Like nature intended.
They do, but rich people get their top-hats in a twist when they see poors eat rich-people-coded foods, or anything too "foreign".
It's like the Pokemon censorship of Onigiri to be 'jelly donuts'. CHUDs fight for the 'right' to be ignorant of the rest of the world.
am anglo and and ND, sashimi feels horrible every time i try it, even in costal towns where's it's super fresh. stuff like california rolls have a bunch of weird flavor and texture combinations.
shit's gross except like inarizushi (unless it has bits of cauliflower and then it's horrible)
Counterpoint: eating meat is straight, giving away your meat is gay. Therefore it is straight to suck dick and gay to have your dick sucked.
Tony soprano was ahead of his time asking junior why he is eating sushi. South of da border
I like sushi and I'm very gay. Wait till they find out I breathe air, like every living ✨homosexual✨*
*I'm actually pan but I don't think their simple minds are ready to learn what that is.