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probably routine traffic stop that revealed he had a warrant for a long history of smuggling things up his ass...
License, registration, contents of your anus please!
Do you know why I performed a full cavity search on you? One of your brakelights was out.
why he look like he has 44 more diamonds hiding somewhere else that the police didn't found???
why didn't you censor out the website, we could have been guessing all sorts of websites like fox news or CNN.
"Now if you don't mind pissing in this cup for me so I don't have to force a catheter up your urethra."
"Also, please give me a hug. My wife won't do it anymore, no matter how hard I beat her."
Appearanlty it's a very common thing for criminals to put drugs up their ass, stories like these have been showing up for years