Every freakin' time

This format doesn't make sense for this joke imo. The poop is trying to kill me with a traffic jam?

Imodium is your friend, keep some in your car

When you finally sit down, got comfortable, and then start smoking a menthol.

You should look into figuring out how to regulate that digestive system you got there bud

the almighty turtle head

As someone who's currently pooping, this helped

i always try to poop at work, might as well get paid for it