Seal: "You made a statement in public for all to hear. Are you unable to defend the statements you make? Or simply unwilling to have a reasoned discussion?"
Cat: I said I was sorry please can we let it alone
That seal is a classic troll.
The kind that made people laugh instead of nerd rage.
I thought they were mythical.
Anyone else abandon marine biology dreams in youth because extrapolating from what everyone wanted to be at the time, the future was going to be all flying cars and marine biologists?
I pictured a seal opening a beer and in a deep voice says, “Damn. Nice place cat. Mind if I stretch out on your couch!?”
it wasn't even the first take, the headline had me wondering whether Seal was a marine biologist