Complete with a full chain of CC headers so you can harvest the emails of about 400 old men they used to work with and everyone at the golf club.
UK men look at books that depict beautiful women with teeth that aren't fucked up.
French men look at books that depict women who aren't cheese eating, chain smoking, fuck ugly surrender monkeys
German/Scandinavian men look at books that depict women that actually smile.
Irish men look at books that show women who aren't slobbering alcoholics
Iberian/Italian men look at books depicting women who are capable of communicating in an indoor volume
I love the argument that it’s about the love between god and his followers. Like, nothing against horny deities even ones who fuck their followers, but this interpretation sure does make it sound like the god who demands chastity really wants to fuck you.
It's really contrived, too. This argument comes from people who will tell you that you have to use the whole Bible and not read between the lines. Then they have to struggle to find a reason for Song of Solomon to be there when it's been considered canon for thousands of years.
Can't just use the straightforward conclusion that Solomon was horny.
The man was fucking 1000+ women according to kings. Lol at the idea they need to hide it
Was that the one about them two daughters? I feel so bad for that father. Like couldn't they have found literally anyone else?!
No it's an erotic poem actually. Has lines like "her breasts are like twin gazelles".
Here is the text. It's actually quite pretty. You don't have to be religious to enjoy it. https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Song%20of%20Solomon%201&version=ESV
Help me out here, I'm having trouble picturing this. Like... a pair of complete, full-size gazelles? Just fastened to the woman's torso? If not, which parts?
That was Lot fleeing Sodom or Gomorrah or some shit. I mean, if I thought the world was ending and the only person around was my dad, and I was female, goodbye human race okay.
My wife would be super freaked out and disgusted if I was reading a Bible.
She'd sit down and flip though the naked ladies one though.
Sounds like you two have a great relationship. I'm gonna take a stab in the dark and guess she's bi?
Fucking love when my wife leaves, and I take my right hand off and enjoy my N*KED LADY BOOK.
Reminds me of the French giriie picture book' that deputy Loomis kept asking for in the game Harvester.
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