my favorite part is when gorbachëv said "it's gorbin time" and gorbed all over those guys
China must have found the third way because they've got Pizza Hut and they haven't even collapsed yet (insert history of westerners saying China is about to collapse in current year)
curious how he died not long after Pizza Hut pulled out of Russia
what kind of Faustian Pizza bargain did Gorbachev make??