At times, I'm a carbon conveyor
Mr. Xenon, would you please be my mayor?
You'll be doing us a really big favor
Boy uranium has a lot of flavor
When it comes to decay lead is your savior
Follow tin for the heavy behavior
That is generous on what you can lick...
About half of the green ones would still probably kill you, just...slowly.
Well. I have two suspicions.
One, you can lick just about anything once, if your brave enough.
Two.... most things are rather boring to lick.
I'm so glad someone made this joke for me, I couldn't think of a funny way to make it on the original post