The Squonk
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/14606907
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/14606907
I thought I recognized you.
From the photos on your mothers walls.
From when I visit her.
For sexual relations.
I have sex with your mother.
It also gets so upset if you see it that it dissolves itself with its tears. I love squonk
If there isn't a minor league baseball team in Pennsylvania called the Squonks, someone needs to get on that right away.
There's a lot of fun cryptids in that region. Apart from the Pennsylvania White Bigfoot, there's the snallygaster and the dewayo. I think the former is because there's a lot of herons in the area, and the latter is your standard "omg a weird bear" cryptid.