So... do I get to own the entire company named Nintendo, or is this like when people just called the NES a "Nintendo?"
These days we promise a PS5 since Nintendo discontinued full consoles.
Also, you only get a giant hog if that's what you want; Satan respects your gender identity. You can sub in cat ears.
Back then didn't they just say Nintendo to reference consoles in general? Maybe this Satanic package actually includes whatever console you like
Best I can do is a piglet and one cat ear. We can't just give both to everyone or else it devalues them for the people that already made deals, and they'll start trying to renegotiate, and that fucks up all the records.
This is the weirdest shade against the Switch I've ever read. It's literally a full console that is also portable!
I don't want the hog but I'll take the rest, please 🫴
Just give my hog to somecritter else :D
Definitely give it to somecritter else.
... Unless we're talking, like... wink wink nudge kinda giving me a 'hog' in which case yes. 🤷♀
Sorry, what did you say? I couldn't hear you over the sound of my giant cocaine hog playing Nintendo.
You will neither hear me over the sound of eternal flames after selling your soul to Satanism
"Satanism" is pretty much related to Judeo-Christian theology, wether you like it or not
Nice, instead of answering with a comment worthy of a developed brain you just say "nobody asked"
Satan is part of Judeo-Christian theology, therefore it's not out of place to bring the rest of it to the table. Simple as that
And don't bring me this shit of "Ackshually, Satanists don't believe in Satan" they may not believe in it, but they're definitely following its command