Funnily enough, I've totally had thoughts of starting a non-cult cult. Not sure if I'll ever get around to it, but it sure would be fun for a short while before all the random people come in and destroy the reputation of it.
I believe that's called a commune
but i love the idea of calling a commune a "cottagecore cult"
Just come out to them as gay, they hate gay people and you probably wouldn’t be browsing c/tumblr if you weren’t gay so it all works out