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"Welcome to Applebee's! Would you like apples or bees?"
"Bees?"
"HE PICKED THE BEES!" chefs angrily shake jars of bees
Applebee's is a bar, so all bees served at Applebee's are technically, Bar Bees.
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Wife: what are you thinking about having?
Me: my ass ate out
Waiter:.... I'll give you some more time.
There's a fast food chain in the Seattle area called Dick's and their motto for a while was "eat a bag of Dick's".
This just proves to me more and more that my business partners were/are prudes. We started a bratwurst stand. I wanted our slogan to be "We just want our sausage in your mouth." They voted it down because it was "too risqué."
Here in Germany we had an ad for a "Tiefbauunternehmen" / "civil engineering company".
The German name translates to "deep building company". Their slogan: "Experten für untenrum" / "professionals for the parts down below".
I hope the translation works
not necessarily a dick joke in English; sounds like they could handle whatever youve got and whatever you want accomplished with it.
if its only a dick joke in German, they come off as way more competent in English.
When I was in high school, the girls' running team made shirts that said, "Fast girls have good times." It's been more than twenty years, and I still think about how funny that double-entendre is.
So, yeah, you would've sold a lot more weiners.
And as Sir Mix-A-Lot said: "Dick's is the place where the cool hang out; the swass like to play and the rich flaunt clout"
Haven't had bees, but crickets are pretty good once you get over the initial mental hurdle. Kinda crunchy and earthy.
I had salt and vinegar crickets. They were good, as long as you didn't try to savor them.
I had mine in taco form. Spiced with cumin and probably fried, they were good when the legs weren't getting stuck in my teeth, haha
https://www.independent.co.uk/indy-eats/edible-insects-conspiracy-bugs-b2216024.html
https://newrepublic.com/article/171781/meat-culture-war-crickets
etc.
I've just noticed that any time anyone ever brings up eating insects, or making flour out of insects, on the internet, some right wing dumbass reveals themself. Maybe lemmy is different, but I've seen that here too.
Well some of us haven’t done that so we mostly think of people losing their shit over it
You should try it if you can. It's much nicer thinking of culinary experiences than thinking of people making political drama over bugs of all things.
The real solution is to not go to Applebee's and make your own frozen food at home.
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Saved two letters, Skippy. Your efficiency makes up for the news that we're not worth 2 letters.
Some creole languages actually use single letters like that, so some people you're mocking may just be doing habits from their native language. Why bother complaining? It's such a minor thing to get up in arms about.