Off to a great start

"Well Seymour, I made it, despite your directions."

“It’s always two steps forward one step sideways with you Gary”

i love how u cant tell which one is saying it

What the hell do you mean "appear" on the right shoulder of the queen?

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No, in fact, you could say it more clearly because that word, "appear", does not describe an act of movement! And on top of that, the queen has a wall of pawns blocking all passage. How am I supposed to get past?

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What the fuck does "instant transmission" mean?!

"Your directions were fucking impossible to follow."

"Well, at least I don't walk like a drunk catching a fall."

"What the fuck do you mean 'go straight then 90 degrees right?' At what point do I go diagonal?"