Historical fun fact

The real grandmasters were the old guys we made along the way

"Twenty graybeards sitting in a square played chess yesterday in Paris against a very small boy 8 years old, and he beat them all. Among the graybeards were some of the best players in France, and one at least, whose boast it is that he drew with Capablanca, the Pan-American chess champion..."

I watched that magic special as well.

In Soviet Russia, chess plays you

Because if you sum up every average mug in Russia, you'll get Putin.

You're not very good spy if you have very unique and conspicuous face.

I'd easily be able to be defeated by all of them.

In chess right? Right?

I could easily defeat 600,000 babies in a chess match.