Actually, every third party candidate is "Donald Trump," in a very literal sense. They're all characters put on by the same performer through a series of elaborate disguises. This is why they don't allow them into debates and stuff, obviously they can't be in the same room together because they're all the same person.

:::spoiler Here's them as Claudia de la Cruz:

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:::spoiler And here's them as Donald Trump:

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As you can plainly see, they are the same person. Look how they're both looking upwards, for example. Dead giveaway, I'll take my $1,000,000.

CthulhusIntern

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It's like a Series of Unfortunate Events. Every Third Party Candidate is Trump in an increasingly bad disguise, no adults can see it, but the libs can.

PolandIsAStateOfMind

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"The emperor is naked!" only the child dared to point that out

Maoo

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Step 1: vote third party

Step 2: pay someone $100 to vote for Trump

Step 3: Collect $1 mil that you definitely have

BelieveRevolt

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He gains +1 strength every time someone votes 3rd party, duh. Where's my $1 million? smuglord