I told you, I only scrub my dishes with the male gendered sponge
Do you think I'm some kind of girl or something? 
Do you think I'm some kind of girl or something?
Right?! It's got a normal sponge on the other side! You get a two for one with that one!
(I do actually hate scrub daddy's, because boy howdy are they microplastic generators! They fall apart immediately, and it sucks quite a bit. I've stopped buying them because of how quickly they fall apart and just turn into horrible little bits of microplastic.)
thank god they put a bow on the logo for the scrub mommy. not nearly enough gendered-signifiers on it otherwise.
Remember fellas cleaning the dishes is too important of a task to be left to a woman. It's your duty to show every woman you see that you can be A MAN and clean those dishes with your scrub daddy. Maintain a beautify and vibrant domestic life to show those woke leftists who's right!
simpsons but everyone is pink and marge gets to be the central focus rather than homer
...and now that I type that, there was this fan comic i saw years ago about Marge being in lesbians with the character known primarily as Ned Flander's Dead Wife
I don't believe these WOKE sponges!! 
I scrub my dishes like the good lord intended by leaving them for my wife-maid!!
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