Shave, shower, and shit all in the comfort of your own kitchen.
Single Studio Private Shower Shared Toilet Chiswic
https://m.spareroom.co.uk/flatshare/flatshare_detail.pl?flatshare_id=16879297&search_id=1288593515&city_id=&flatshare_type=offered&search_results=/flatshare/?offset=20&search_id=1288593515&sort_by=days_since_placed&mode=list
Chiswick : £739 pcm. very nice studio located next to Turnham Green station, washing machine ...
Turnham Green? Turn um stomach more likely.