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Children should be allowed to assault adults who hurt them without punishment or retaliation.
conservative humour be like "why can't we beat the shit out of children anymore, huh? my parents beat the shit out of me and I turned out fine" π€‘
conservatives incapable of understanding that not only were their parents shitty people for having 1v1 death matches v toddlers, they were also shitty for a bunch of other reasons, and no sane person would ever aspire to be like them.
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"why canβt we beat the ever shit out of children anymore, huh? my parents beat the shit out of me and I turned out fine"
Shhh, don't tell them that growing up and becoming an advocate for hitting children is not, in fact, "turning out fine".
You don't need to go that far: they're upset that people are wearing clothes. They are definitely not ok.
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Literally teach your children that violence is the answer and that the parents theyβre supposed to love and feel safe with physically beat them so some adults wonβt have a moment of fucking joy in this capitalist hellhole and heaven fucking forbid will occasionally wear pijamas outdoors at your shitty fucking Wal-Mart
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Lol any dipshit that thinks beating kids is okay conveniently forgets we don't stay kids forever, and will 100% be on your ass looking for that getback when we're physically capable
There's a reason I haven't spoken to my dad in years cause I told him it's on sight π€·πΏββοΈ he better hope he dies before he sees me again
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In america the police will beat a runaway and take you back to your parents, so they can continue beating you too
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Reliving nightmares of teaching mandated reporter classes. Hereβs the definition for child abuse in the stupid state I live in.
βAbuse is defined as any physical injury, sexual abuse or emotional abuse inflicted on a child other than by accidental means by those responsible for the childβs care, custody and control, except that discipline including spanking, administered in a reasonable manner, shall not be construed to be abuse.β
It is far and away the ugliest and bizarre things Iβve ever been required to teach. Iβd spend hours in front of stimulant addled teachers in the most rural places on this dying earth trying to hem that definition in, without breaking the law, just to feel like I wasnβt enabling an abuser. A LOT of educators thought the lawβs exception was NOT expansive enough. Laying them end-to-end would reach the nearest ocean.
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I got the occasional slap from teachers/parents and maybe I should've been hit harder because it didn't work π€·
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Like the story of the dad that says "everything you do to her, I'll do to you" but the legal system.
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This is why children tell their parents to fuck off to thier face years later and they have the audacity to say we tried our best being all pikachu face.
Nope, beating your kids is definitely a fast way to turn them into pajama people at best. GG Alin at worst...
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Conservatives genuinely get off to causing harm to children. Like they'll hear a baby crying and light up, it's disgusting.
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Conservatives are obsessed with beating children. They frame it like a good thing or that it's just for punishment but I think it's a fetish with the frequency in which they invoke it.
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What is it with conservatives obsessing over the most banal "issues" one can imagine? What they're complaining about is beneath even culture war discourse. If you replace "people in pajamas in walmart" with "Blacks sagging their pants at the carry-out," this nonsense instantly becomes more relevant just by virtue of being racist. It could even be about gender. Why this? Who cares?
I do wonder if this is rage-bait just because of the damn twitter and fucking ifunny watermarks, though the idea of this earnestly being posted in three awful places by the same guy is quite funny.
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Conservatives, and well Americans in general, love abusing children. They love to brag about how they were abused byvtheir parents, and how they abuse or plan to abuse their children. At least that's what i remember adults doing all the time as a kid. Hopefully its improved somewhat with younger parents