While it's commonly believed that Dan Crenshaw wears an eye patch because he lost one eye to an IED in Afghanistan, it's much more likely he uses it to adapt more easily to changing lighting conditions when going below deck.
Is he gay? I kind of always assumed he was since most extreme conservatives are just in the closet doms.
Come on dude. We didn't leave all our joke sensors on reddit, did we? I mean reddit had enough missed pointes on its own already, but you're smarter than them.
Is there something wrong with the navy guy specifically or are you just not a fan of most military people in general? I've never heard of him so idk.
He's a former right-wing member of the House of Representatives, that was involved in a number of scandals, and attempted to bring a firearm through TSA security multiple times
He's an anti-LGBT bigot, anti-bodily autonomy wrt abortion, thinks COVID isn't dangerous, and is a climate change denier. He's just one more Republican shitbird in a long line of shitbirds.
He's also a criminal. He received over $200,000 worth of illegal campaign contributions. And, bafflingly, was only fined $40,000
Man they really got my hopes up that I missed something and he was voted out. He still holds his seat and won with 66% of the votes in 2022 so I don't think he's in danger of losing in the near furture.
"an improvised explosive device" is admittedly a pretty fun thing to call "jerking off into my own face and hitting myself in the eye and being too self-conscious about it to go to medical until it got infected"
“You talk a lot of shit for someone in cumshot range” would therefore be the best comeback
Worst case scenario, we lose an armchair warrior.
Best case scenario? He joins isis and weakens their ranks.
Didn't he accidentally shoot himself while drunk and fucking around with a gun or was that the oathkeepers guy?
Yeah, that's the oath keepers guy who was arrested, not the Texas rep who deserves to be arrested.
Oh, Twitter cunt with an engorged ego from 3000 years ago, I hope you're suffering now. RIP to you but your not different