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Dear Canada
Your sugary tree blood tastes like someone boiled pine needles in tar. Like olives on pizza, the taste taints everything it touches, making the slightest touch of syrup enough to ruin an entire dish.
Sincerely, all non Canadians
tastes like someone boiled pine needles in tar
What the actual fuck? Have you never tasted maple syrup before?
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I can’t seem to like waffles at all anymore. By the time I make enough, there’s a pile of soggy cold waffles that are no longer very good. Or if I try to make them on demand, I can’t even keep up with one kid, meanwhile I’m completely left out
Make them the night before, freeze them, reheat the next morning. They’re still better than store bought frozen.