I love the range of usernames we have here lmao
It's either something like poopissfucker69killlandords
Or just a dude called Frank
It's either something like poopissfucker69killlandords
Or just a dude called Frank
We have the best usernames here folks
We have Flakes Bongler, we have Dirt_Owl, we have CorgiOnALaptop
Beautiful names, wonderful names
Here's a bunch of subpar usernames I'm making up as I go
Elon Husk
Bon Ivermectin
Lockheed Martin Shkreli
Spydars Georg
LARPe Diem
Ping Pong Marcos
Rage Against The Bert Kreischer
Constantinipple
Cosmonaut Kramer
Malcolm seX
YuGiOhpnik
Childish WHAM!bino
A Cruel Angel's Hunch
Pansexual's Labyrinth
BDS Club 7
HomeFlanders
Pickle Dick Cheney
Pacific Rimjob
Pokemon Go Brandon
Mick Jager Bomb
Goon Rave
This Is Not A @dril
Hu Jin Taobao
Bolsheviks VapoRub
Benjamin Netangoogle
Large Hardon Collider
I highly doubt they're all 100% original, browsing the internet drunk probably incepts a bunch of ideas into my head. But other tims a bunch of shit comes to me, I filter the worst ones like "Crocodile Dundeez Nuts" or "Anthony Blinkin Park"
Love Malcolm Sex, Pansexual's Labyrinth, Pacific Rimjob, Pokémon Go Brandon, and Bolsheviks VapoRub.
Yaoi_Gagarin
Stalins_Upper_Lip
I_Laika_You_A_Lot
HowMaoBrownCao
Lost_in_Alan's_Woods
Posahdude
My name was supposed to be about physics, but people assume I’m a Trekkie. Now everyone thinks I’m a nerd
a username inspired by physics is nerd shit too
I would know, I'm a nerd and my username is based on physics too: electrical impedance in a coil, j*omega*L ("j" is used in place of "i" in EE, since "i" often denotes current)
::: spoiler mine is a joke that someone made on r/GamingCircleJerk you can play as nonbinary in Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War and a joke was made about your character going to Reagan's office and he asks you your pronouns and you answer "Sir, The gender is opsec." :::
we all have usernames don't we folks? big, beautiful usernames! and the liberals, they can't believe it. "you're all bots" they say. shameful. shameful.
Do you have a list of known Communist Party members currently working for the US State Department?
Once there were brook trout in the streams in the mountains. You could see them standing in the amber current where the white edges of their fins wimpled softly in the flow. They smelled of moss in your hand. Polished and muscular and torsional. On their backs were vermiculate patterns that were maps of the world in its becoming. Maps and mazes. Of a thing which could not be put back. Not be made right again. In the deep glens where they lived all things were older than man and they hummed of mystery.
holy shit i hadn't read The Road since high school and completely forgot that this was a passage in it (or anything about the novel more than generalities really), maybe i should get back into cormac b/c completely devoid of context this brought me close to tears (i may also already be in a state tonight for that). i started a reread of blood meridian not too long ago but v quickly fell off it.
EDIT by close to tears i mean actual tears but u know i still got a little toxic masculinity kicking around in there : /
We do not know how many days passed. The villagers assumed that the man had been shot. Many claimed to have seen his corpse. But finally a visitor came. He was a man from the restaurant. The guard introduced him as assistant manager Marty. Marty spoke to the prisoner with friendly words. Of a terrible misunderstanding. Of regret. For the taco. For his experience at the restaurant. That perhaps some reckoning could be made. Some settling of accounts. Perhaps a ten dollar gift certificate.
I hit random letters for my username and I often worry it looks like a slur but I'm not sure which one
I'd change it but I wanna get to 10k comments because I think that means I get a little gold hexbear statue in the mail
"In the ancient times before the Night Squids descended and we were confined to the Dark Library, humanity had more than one homeland. The story-bringers tell us about the humans from one such mysterious land. Their food was strange, covered in oil and eaten on discs. They would adorn their hair with grease and wear large gold medallions. We now call these people axonts, however the ancients knew them as the Eye-Tal-ians."
may i have a hugo award
I am pretty sure I saw @420blazeit69@hexbear.net and upgraded his handle as a bit then just kept it
I generated my username by randomly pressing keys on my keyboard after my original Reddit account got banned with the CTH subreddit lol. Just swiped my fingers across the entire second row of keys and got this.
Which is actually an expression in lesbian memes to signify that a girl has had her brain broken by the attractiveness of another woman. I believe it's supposed to be an onomatopoeia of flustered verbalizations.
Which is actually an expression in lesbian memes to signify that a girl has had her brain broken by the attractiveness of another woman
As a guy, I'm with the lesbians here. I've also had this happen. Some people are just so beautiful that you can't think straight around them lol.