And the lord said, this will go towards your deductible

Supply Side Jesus! Praise be!

And the Lord commanded, "Your cart ride to the infirmary shall be charged at 100 times the cost of service," and it was so.

“But did you think about the shareholders?”

For profit healthcare: Just like they wrote in the bible!

For only those who drop a great deal of money into the collections basket shall be saved

"You're out of network."

Supply side Jesus at it with another classic

They came to him, and he saw that they were very sick, so he said to them:

“I’m so sorry. We do accept your Insurance, but we don’t accept your medical group.”