Not even first. Lol
But this was the other comment I was looking for that's absolutely a waste of space.
I almost wrote this post that way but decided that was too general, but you're right of course.
It's the year 1.7×10^106^. The heat death of the universe is imminent. Still listening to this banger. Modern music sucks - I was born in the wrong generation. Like if you agree.
The "born at the wrong time" is such a lame comment and I see it a lot on good old music posts. Do they not understand they live in a time where they can listen to the old music AND the new stuff? Good chance if they lived in that last generation they would have been complaining about how all the Smashing Pumpkins or Pink Floyd stuff is awful and wish they'd been jamming out with Gershwin.
Also, the music from the past we listen to now is only the best of the best of what the 90s or whatever had to offer. There was just as much bad music then, but that is long forgotten. What remains are just the absolute bangers. As a kid I wanted to find some more music similar to the Beatles, and decided the easiest way was to look at the charts from the mid to late 60s and listen to that. Most of it was atrocious.
best of what the 90s or whatever had to offer.
Yo, you best stop talking about my 90s music like it's old. Save that for the 70s and earlier music. You know the stuff that happened before I was born.
For more on the above phenomenon, watch the movie Midnight In Paris.
When I was a kid I loved listening to Jimi Hendrix. a lot. I listened to everything I could. For a while I wondered what it must have been like to see Jimi play Monterey. Then I discovered Prince. It turns out I loved Prince even more than I ever loved Jimi Hendrix. It also turns out comparing the two isn't really fair.
Who's reading this post in 1895? Because I accidentally dropped my phone while time traveling.
Stephen Hawking is going to be devastated when he finds out you dicks didn't want to go to his party.
Even worse are the comments on old songs, any culture, any language. You'll always have comments like "I am 13 and I love this music! Modern music bad!". It really sucks the joy out of listening to those songs.
There was a browser extension they replaced all the words in yt comments with "bla". Pretty great stuff.
Now you tell me. I've been putting my headphones on my eyes for years and wondering why I couldn't hear anything.
It really sucks the joy out of listening to those songs.
Does it tho?
Really?
Why are you so mentally invested in that song and other people's opinions of it?
Some people are irrationally angry at everything that anyone young does or likes, because deep down it reminds them of their own mortality and the short span of time we are actually allocated to live life.
Plenty of opposites too.
"I am 47 and discovered this thanks to my kids. Not all old people reject modern music"
The chorus of: "I'm <insert some usually made up age> and <some asinine comment>"
I find more obnoxious than the "who's watching/listening in <bla blah>" comments.
Broadly speaking I don't bother looking at comments on youtube, the signal to noise ratio is on the floor.
I hate those comments... I can't say they're the most useless garbage out there, but they're damned close.
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This is an added bonus. When people use the big words for no reason (or rhyme, dawg), I can only hear it in a Mike Tyson lithp.
0:07 “Who's listening in 2024" lol
0:09 "who's still listening in 2024????????" killed me LMAOOOO
Haha, what about March 6 at 10:05am CET? Any changes in the listeners i should be aware of?
HEY, THAT'S ME!! I'M LISTENING TO THIS IN 2024!!! How did they know????? Holy shit!! Like like like!!
Solution (for a lot of the Internet): https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/shut-up-comment-blocker/
I used to use an addon that would replace YouTube comments with the Reddit comments if the video had been posted there at some point. It was better, but not by much.
Had to do a little digging, but it appears there is! Haven't tried it yet, but the comments seem very positive. https://merv.news/post/644180
If it was a small artist this would make sense. Imagine an artist with less then 1000 views on YouTube. It might be interesting to see if they have any superfans still listening
I always assumed the majority of these were bots for MarTech companies testing for engagement.
Mind you, I assume 90% of YouTube comments are these days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V2VfWYgN18
My favorite example at the moment, 10y/o Youtube gold with less than 3000 views. One of those comments from 2021
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Prolly bots right? I really don't think there are so many actual people in the world who think about commenting that.
I bet 50 these comments will disappear when LLMs become cheap af to run en masse so bots can be more realistic and varied.
Shit YouTube comments are usually:
On a video from PragerU
"Former President Barak Obama brought me here!"
I occasionally will on low traffic how-to or informational videos, because sometimes someone else will post additional useful details or corrections.
I don't think anyone is commenting "Who else is listening in February 2024?!" on Practical Engineering videos about how fish swim through turbines.
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I have commented one single time on YouTube (years ago) and it was to thank someone for uploading something that was historic and was not something I had seen before or had been uploaded to YouTube before. And I made sure to make it was more than a "thank you!" I also didn't expect a response.
I don't even respond to people who comment on my own videos.
This inane shit makes no sense to me.
