I agree. I like to color it myself. Never get this variety though, can only seem to get brown and red
Red isn’t that bad. Red means anal fissure or something. Uncomfortable but not dangerous.
Dark red or black, though…that’s bad.
In this house, if we can't identify the tree the toilet paper came from by the chunks of bark still left, we throw it out.
Can't let an asshole have nice things, after all.
I’ve seen some novelty TPs where they have funny faces on them but I respect going for the full color spread.
Also, you could say that white toilet paper includes all the other colors, they are just mixed up c:
Why isn't brown toilet paper more common? You can make it light-brown and cleaning your ass might be less visually aggravating, I would still prefer white personally, but I would have though that people would have optimized the colorimetry of toilet paper as it has been done with surgical robes and things that might involve blood to create a lesser visual shock
I mean, the gun emoji was changed to a water gun 🤷🏻♂️
It was the only thing of value he had to leave them. "Sell these and get yourself and your sister an education."