It's not that she doesn't want kids - she's just trying to avoid the big bill.
I was about to call you out for confusing bill with beak but after some research it tuurns out they are actual synonyms
The stork delivers the regular babies, but the big babies are delivered by crane.
Sounds like a euphemism.
Mmmmm yeah I was up all night smacking the stork
That's a strange way of saying you're on birth control lol
Fuck off damn bird! I'm not ready for the responsibility.
