Jordan Peterson would really OWN all of us if he stepped in front of an F350 going 93 mph
Listen I'm as anti car as they come, but you offer me a monster truck and I will switch sides for as long as I have it
With his benzo habit, I’m looking forward to him becoming an anti woke SoundCloud rapper with a supervillain Schtick. He can team up with the cosplayer who designed captain ancap.
JP becoming right wing MF Doom is both so stupid it couldn't ever happen and so stupid it's the only thing that could happen next.
It would be so fucking funny, he could be a villain with a power to clean rooms (as a metaphor for society, his tragic failing being unable to become clean himself.
Who thought the name Captain Ancap was any good in the first place? Say that out out. It's a syllabic palindrome and just feels bad to say and sounds worse. Which is appropriate but like Ancapman. NAPtain Ancap would be at least sorta clever and give him a characteristic.
I'm also gonna use this as a chance to post my favorite real palindromes:
"Go deliver a dare vile dog"
"Borrow or rob"
"Egad alas a salad age"
"Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo"
The first two are good, the second two are nonsense
Ok the 4th is an actual sentence, but such a specific context
I removed punctuation. I use 'egad, alas, a salad age' pretty often at work when we get a flood of salad orders. You can use number 4 as an insult and get it going as a normal ohrase
Syllabic palindromes are usually the opposite. They're generally tongue twisters to a point and always sound awkward.
It's pretty much always by accident if it's that awkward out loud. Especially in this case as a Superhero name. If you're making up a Superhero shouting "never fear (name) is here!" is a good test. If it sounds bad maybe change it
Hideo Kojima? hOw? i tHoUgHt yOu wErEn't PoLiTiCaL? nOw yOu pArTiCiPaTe iN dA cUlTuRe wAr?
He just wants truck-kun to send him back to the isekai he thought he was in during the coma
He gives people really simple, fortune cookie level advice, but he sandwiches it in a bunch of fancy big "academic" words and parables. So his audience likes him because he gives them simple solutions to complex problems and makes them feel smart for thinking that cleaning their room will magically fix all of their issues. He gives people faux confidence, which is why is audience is so rabid and loyal, like any good con artist, he has his audience addicted.
I've met a casual fan of his IRL and he was a Joe Rogan talker. As in he spoke like he was Joe Rogan doing his podcast IRL, a loooooot of bro dudes do this.
Yeah, that whole CHUD Joe Rogan/Ben Shapiro/Peterson group all feed into each other and turn their audience's brain into weird dudebro mush.
Or maybe their brains were already mush and the dudebros just think that if they imitate their heroes enough their "intelligence" and popularity will rub off onto them.
It's a slightly younger than me dude bro type. And I'm talking like 2-3 years, I noticed back in high school that my dudebros were more classico 80s jock style and even a year or two under they had a different flair. They were all big fans of Sublime and Red Hot Chili Peppers and most went through a river phase and I'm pretty sure that's the problem right there.
Elaboration edit: they all suddenly became 'open minded' and 'interested in what you have to say' and seemed to take it as an invitation to interview people as a form of normal conversation where they're not conversing but giving the Joe Rogan replies of 'oh yeh' and 'that's really interesting' while clearly absorbing nothing and contributing less. They pretend to be curious but think just being a blank slate who adds nothing means they're learning. It's airheadedness posing as some sort of open minded enlightenment cause they went to a festival and did mushrooms once.
There's a theory that fascists have severely stunted paychosexual development, so they need a strong daddy figure to tell them what to do. Jordan Peterson fulfils the role of surrogate father for some internet losers.
Capitalism is so innovative that it managed to create the world's only fascist mode of transportation - the car.
"Damn people being so Woke! It's not fair! They're far too alert for me to run them over"
JP has been an oil shill for years now. It’s no surprise he’s also big into the pro-car conspiracy theories
Not getting killed by cars is woke, and so is reporting on pepple not being killed by cars. But the woke death will soon visit them? So if you don't get killed by cars, you'll die from woke? This is obviously the smartest man ever
What's he even mad at here? Limiting street parking is woke? Why? How? I genuinely don't understand this. It's like seeing a story about changing sewer layout design or something and getting upset about it.
Cars = freedom
Woke = not freedom
Limiting parking = limiting cars = limiting freedom
Limiting freedom = woke
It’s like seeing a story about changing sewer layout design or something and getting upset about it.
In 1900, some shitheads in Poland, with significant help of tsarist okhrana, spun the planned building of sewers in Warsaw (sorely needed as it was almost 700k people city without one) into Jewish conspiracy - title says "Sewers of the city of Warsaw as Judaism and charlatanerie tool to destruction of Polish agriculture and extermination of Slavic population along the Vistula river"
It was also prototype of much more impactful "Protocols of the Elders of Zion" published 3 years later.