I may not survive very long, but I'll be damned if I don't spawn an absolutely legendary tale
I'll get bludgeoned to death by the barbarians after they realise I can't actually yodel but just give academic lectures about yodelling. So I'm not even useful for keeping people entertained.
Hey I saw you on that post with AI generated usernames. Yours is quite cool, imagine that thing being used as a weapon.
I'm either slapping people to death with a broken 40' tv; or i am using screen shards as knifes. Prefer the first one tbh.