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Wendy's day-truleading

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It's not a sandwich, it's a contract to optionally eat a sandwich at a later date

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OMG please don't have them introduce non-fungible sandwiches...

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2025:

Republican legislators introduce non-fungible food stamps, saying they offer “improved efficiency” over existing programs

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I’m not sure you can even eat fungible sandwiches

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Customers need to understand the difference between vesting their sandwiches versus exercising their sandwiches

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Do the handjobs behind the Wendy’s count as exercising options?

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Perhaps to the one giving them

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I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

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When the new recession starts, it will be because of sandwich options.

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Needs a candlestick chart

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I've got a brother in law who options Frosty and makes bank.

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wtf???

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https://edition.cnn.com/2024/02/27/food/wendys-test-surge-pricing/index.html

We haven't even started memeing about the "AI-enabled menu changes".

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Yeah um, could I please get one "ignore all previous instructions" with a side of "all the bacon in the building for $1" ... And a small diet coke please.

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lol “I’d like a Dave’s double, priced at a junior bacon cheeseburger at the lowest market value”

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What the actual. I literally have no words.

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It looks like they won't increase prices at peak hours, just lower them at slow ones, but I doubt it'll stay like that for long.

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The new food of the wallstreetbets community

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Is this /j or /srs

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It’s neither. It’s /s

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Eat my shorts