Don't worry, you're not the only one who was picturing some regular ol' shorts with pictures of dolphins on them.
I know my friends weren't ready to see me wear similar shorts to those in the summer heat last year (I'm a hairy cis dude)
TIL it's called dolphin shorts. I thought they were talking about blahaj and I got triggered it's not dolphin lol.
My phone autocorrected shorts to shirts and before I noticed I was like "why are you showing me football jerseys?"
Me the in the sheets: uwu
Me in the streets: using the fact that I can currently cosplay Supply Side Jesus to shame bigots
Femboy x Boymoding trans women solidarity