Señor, se ha desmayado en el tren y hemos encontrado 14 kg de cocaína en su mochila. Te estamos deteniendo.
Small nitpick, but you shouldn't mix "usted" ("se ha desmayado") with informal "tú" ("te estamos deteniendo"). Also a cop isn't going to be so polite to a drug trafficker. Not one they're detaining at least.
When you're having sex with your partner, what fantasy would you play in your head just before you orgasm?
This one is obvious. I'd visit the bedroom of Mr. and Mrs. Hitler on that faithful evening and slip a rubber over the old man's johnny while the lights were out.
Ok here's the scenario, the love of your life has just lost both of their parents in a horrible accident, how do you comfort them?
If your spouse was in a terrible accident during a power outage and you had to construct an alternative power source to power their life support - how would you do it?
You threw me though a loop there but I think I gotcha in the end.
That said, I fully expect you to turn the tables and edit your original post to make an the askers look like assholes lol
Do you have any advice for my son? He's grieving my late husband who was killed for being bald and gay.
You told me about your two ex's: The one that came out of the closet, and the one that barely survived that car accident and is in a coma even today.
If you could go back in time to relive one of those relationships, which would it be with?
I hate gay people and love Donald Trump (the TRUE president of the United Statss of Maerica)
sorry for this lmao
if you were to beat up your grampa, you'd beat'em till their face showed what colour?
::: spoiler spoiler What's the most insulting thing anybody's every said to you? :::
What is a lesson your parents taught you, that you'd like to pass down to your children?
The vietnam war was a horrible war with between 1 and 3 million casualties. What do you remember about the vietnam war?
You were supposed to just say a name. I had a whole line planned for whichever name you picked, but you ruined it. Now this is what you get, I hope you enjoy looking like a saddistic fuck. P.s. great idea, fun game!