Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government.
Look, if I were to go around saying I were an emperor just because some moisten bint lobbed a scimater at me, they'd put me away.
I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!...
...oh what the hell, can't be worse than royal succession
We tried democracy but ended up with Truss and Johnson. I say we try sword-catching again.
Fun fact: Arthur did pull Excalibur out of a stone, but then immediately broke it in a duel. I'm not even joking.
I thought the sword in the stone and Excalibur were different weapons, and Excalibur was the replacement for when the other sword broke.
Yeah isn't it some Caliburn and Exalibur. Most of my holy weapon name knowledge comes exclusively from the Fate Series lol.
I mean I'm inclined to believe him, but has anyone found the listing of the sword for sale? Did a quick search and found a couple kinda similar-looking ones, but not quite the one she pulled out.
Good for her, I can't think of a better, more wholesome type of internet fame than to be known as "the lady of the lake".
Hey everyone, this guy's only got a Zweihänder!
Hey, when you penetrate the invading Franc with your Zweihänder, does the invading Franc say "Is it in yet?"?
I'm guessing climate change is the real winner here, bc it's not just a casual dry spell that unearths a 1000 year old sword.
Only parts of GB, to be exact.
Btw, the image quality is a good indicator for how old a meme is.
