"Twitter is the playground of the idle mind"
Says man posting on Twitter about Twitter acting like they are the authority on Twitter.
Twitter's AI is doing a smashing job of shitting on Twitter though, so this gets my critical support.
Twitter is implied to be the place where people go to be whining pissbabies
Twitter is implied to be an unproductive timesuck
Twitter is literally cast as the playground for the idle mind
People will forget about you if all you do is tweet
People wouldn't want to be known as the king of tweets; being the best at twitter is implied to be a pitiful achievement
Elon is ridiculed for stirring up drama and using Twitter as the vehicle for this
...I can get behind this messaging.
God conservatives are so bad at this shit.
How can you be happy with a long-winded, four paragraph insult at Stephen King that doesn't mention him praising Stepan Bandera in front of the whole Internet?
he’s said before he wants personal robot butlers to do things like “show family photos to grandma” like fuck society we all gonna live in pods and have the computer take all our autonomy.
This is like a bad Dennis Miller bit
I mean, all of Dennis Miller is bad but this is like, bad
Jesus fuck.
Can you imagine being such an unimaginative personality vacuum that you have to ask an AI to make an insult for you.
And then when it produces this tepid fart of a roast getting so blown away by it that you share it online for all to see.
Man, this shit's so weak it wouldn't even make it into my predictive text.
Yeh, Stephen King better get cracking writing new books or he may use his title as 'king of horror', otherwise everyone will forget he's one of the most famous and prolific authors of the last 100 years. He'd better add to his massively lacking body of work or he'll lose his title to...Dean Koontz?
This would be like if Elvis hadn't died and people were telling him in the 90s he'd better get back in the studio or no one will call him the king of rock n roll anymore. Pretty sure Steve can very comfortably rest on his laurels and remain a household name for decades without doing anything.
I only know about Dean Koontz because he’s the butt of a Family Guy joke where Brian runs him over with a car
I read a book of his about genetically mutated dogs when I was like 11 or so and liked it, but he's known as the b grade King
AI has already perfected the recreation of the "conservative stand up comedian whose own bit makes him angry in the middle of a show". They're truly taking all of our jobs
"steven kings books aren't even scary, I mean, have you seen what elon posts on twitter??!"