For me:
First panel: "Is this going to be a joke about the American health care system?"
Second panel: "Wait... there's a slim chance, that this is going to be a meme about introverts, but I think, this is..."
Third panel: "Yupp, that's it, no need to check the final panel"
I'm at a loss as to why I would want to do these things anyway. I'd much rather download a car.
And I thought this was gonna be a critique on the American health care system and a guide how to pirate care
Veterinarians have all the requisite skills, equipment, and access to medication for about 98% of human health care, and a much more reasonable expectation of value for providing such services.
The trick is finding enough motivation to convince them to work with you, without them ratting you out after the fact.