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I would not be one bit surprised if he suddenly sprouted insect wings and flew off somewhere.
What is wrong with his eyes!? It's like the uncanny valley.
Leaving his prosthetic legs behind.
The real reason they weren’t a part of initia launch is he forgot they’re a part of our standard unit design.
The Zuck always manages to give me some pretty heavy "hello fellow humans" vibes.
"See, just like a regular human being, I also enjoy this 'eating'. It's such great fun to put nourishment in our mouth orifices, isn't it? *gags*"
Especially on camera... I'm just a blue collar schmuck, I'll never know what it's like to work from home, but I can't imagine people are stuffing their faces during zoom calls lol
I guess it'd depend on the meeting, but I don't think it's too weird in general. Then again I really don't give a hoot about formality or propriety most of the time, so this might not be a common opinion 😅
Jokes aside, I genuinely don't understand why he looks so weird, like a haunted wax dummy version of the real Zuckerberg that's hidden in the basement.
How is it that billionaires have such shitty haircuts? You could literally hire someone to live in your closet and give you a fresh trim every morning, yet you look you went to Great Clips and the trainee guy fresh out of cosmetology school fucked up your head with a 5 guard.
Mark Zuckerberg walks into a bar for horses, then the horse-barkeeper says: "Why such a long face?"
Ever went over a friend's house to eat
And the food just ain't no good?
I mean the macaroni's soggy, the peas are mushed,
And the chicken tastes like wood?
It's fucking ridiculous the lengths I have to go through to dodge meals at the in-laws. Luckily my partner is on my side. Her mom can't cook for shit.
Why does his eyes are so reddish in these pics. Did he just made a recreational use of certain plant?