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All hail our [Rule]r

[Alt Text: A flowchart for whether or not you should purchase Ikea's shark plushie, Blahaj (you should). All parts of the flowchart lead to buying Blahaj.]

10 comments

Obsidiman

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This is ginger erasure (we don't have souls)

Brisolo32

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What if I dont have an IKEA

general_kitten

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travel to IKEA

JackRiddle

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What if I already sold my soul for blåhaj?

Fabulous

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Go back to "Do you have possessions?" step and sell Blåhaj to buy Blåhaj

StarlightRose

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We must liberate our savior, Blåhaj, frob the prisons of ikea

BautAufWasEuchAufbaut

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Understandable. I prefer the nonstandard colours of the (not so) blahaj though. :3

sneezycat

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I want a blajah, a pink blajah and the rare golden blajah. Unfortunately I don't think IKEA sells them at my location :(

BautAufWasEuchAufbaut

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I don't think IKEA sells other colours at all?

sneezycat

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Really? I have seen other colors and assumed they were official, but maybe you're right.

homestuck

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