I approve of angry goats harassing police and suggest the addition of angry geese
Nah. Geese aren't mean enough. Get swans involved. Those fuckers will fight anything and are gigantic. Saw a swan drown a Canada goose for absolutely no reason once. It was brutal.
Seconded! The swan is the national bird of Denmark. Officially something about a voting process 40years ago on TV. But unofficially we were just really scared of the bird and tried appeasing it.
Did you know that a swan can break your arm?
Lmao you gotta appease the swans, because to them, violence was never an option.
I don't doubt that a swan can fuck you up big time.
I used to row (in the UK) and agree. Swans are fucking terrifying and give zero fucks. I accidentally hit one with my oar once. I’ve been marked ever since. 👀
My grandmother's only negative story about the war, in which both her school and home were destroyed by bombers, was about the fucking swans she had to deal with in the countryside after being evacuated.
This is the birth of a supervillain who trains birds to attack people in police uniforms.
So ...we wear a blank face mask hoping they focus in the uniform and them systematically harass/adjust m abuse crows in a police uniform and hope they take the hint?
Doesn't seem feasible without also getting slammed for impersonating the po-po, sadly...
I love the idea, just you go first
That's amazing that they're flexible about it - I'd not credited them with nearly enough intelligence!
This would be a super hero’s arch. A supervillain would be a cop doing this to attack minorities and the disabled.
Villain originally meant "villager". Look at the superheroes we've got - they overwhelmingly work with the police.
I say villain in this context to mean a criminal, an opponent of the status quo. Like the good guys from The Boys.
They're busy planning their attacks on yachts. But seriously, how come wild animals are doing more to fight the power? We're being out-based by fuckin orcas and goats.
“Speak up, speak out, get in the way. Get in good goat trouble, necessary trouble, and help redeem the soul of America.”
-John Lewis
That we both know for sure that there is one without even having heard about it yet is quite illustrative of the sheer scope of the problem..
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