It's the other way around. That is him holding his leg, but it really looks like porn at first glance.
Arthritis put an end to his professional career, but he's been dominating semi-pro, and your Nana, ever since.
Candidly, grandpa tells his story:
Back in my day, I could really tear it up. See these bad boys right here?
He blows on two fingers like the barrel of a smoking pistol
Yup, these babies made magic happen. I was the ramminest, jamminest son of a bitch this side of the mighty Mississipp’
A tear wells in his eye, as he recounts the memories. A Finger Blast from the past
"Believe it or not, Your ol' Pop pop over here could finger fuck a Harley to start on a cold day...."
My grandpa never went pro in Fingerblasting, but the guy can untangle christmas lights using only his tongue, so I'm sure she's fine.
Yep. Maybe they didn't plan it this way but they definitely selected that one on purpose. It's just good marketing, people will go wtf is going on there and read on to find out, also it's Dutch and they're not afraid to get dirty with advertising here.
No doubt, gramps is about that freak shit. He and grams have been swinging and it's brought new life to their relationship. This is them, on the beach at Hedonism II. If this photo doesn't spark memories of that eventful week, they'll always have the VD.
Its all fun and games, until you realize what all those different colored loofahs are for.