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Every chud has two wolves inside of them:
Lib status: owned. 
Why does it take me 20 minutes to shit? 
Fortunately, the two aren’t mutually exclusive
Did you know that 0% of vegetarians eat people?
I like to imagine that A. Meateater composed this sentence after he went to China and witnessed his first vegetable
The world is a genuinely beautiful place. : ) Every country has someplace beautiful, and China has a whole lot of them.
What A Meateater wants you to think happened: American patriot arrested by ebil SEE SEE PEE for being too free.
What probably really happened: Gross middle aged sexpat tried soliciting illegal prostitution or drugs and got busted.
FLG are prevalent pretty much everywhere with large Chinese populations outside of mainland China. I've never been to a Chinatown that didn't have a stall talking about Seeseepee organ harvesting or some shit. They're all over Taiwan and HK too.