Well, I wasn't planning to attend, but how can I pass up the opportunity to eat a child... I just hope it's one of those ethically sourced organic free-range children.
if you start it out in a cold pan and gradually work the heat up, you'll be able to render a lot of the fat out while also getting a nice crisp on the outside. You can then conserve the fat for cooking with later, it makes for a great roux.
When the groom first offered the ring to his bride-to-be, it was a modest proposal.
(See if anyone gets that)
In this corner of the internet, I'd be surprised if someone doesn't. But then they get to be one of today's lucky 10000
"Hey Debbie. I have a book for you."
"What is the book, Sparks?"
"A Modest Proposal by Johnathan Swift."
"What's the book about, Sparks?"
"Eatin' babies. Delicious babies covered in barbeque sauce. Mmmm!"
"Please let us know of any dietary restriction" would fit that. That said having only able to choose between two meats.... I would expect at least fish as an option.
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I'm guessing there's two options for adults to choose from, but only one option for children. If you're filling this out for a child, you choose the "children" option to indicate that they'll have the entree for children. It's just structured kinda funny.