I grew up with a school called "iona college" and you best believe we made this joke every 2 seconds
I beleive its: her name is 'Iona Lake' Could be heard as 'Im on a lake', bragging about how she is spending her time on a lake.
You think that’s impressive? Look over here https://youtu.be/fhmeYoJZeOw?si=dWDTpYUrv0ccu5VK