I wish you many more return trips to the store to get the thing you went for in the first place
Can't have epic failures if you don't have epic responsibilities. Rack up those successes to set up the biggest downfall of all time!!
Just remember, trying something hard is the first step toward failure. So give up now and play video games instead.
Any time you think of doing anything useful or productive, remember that that's way too much work and you'd rather do nothing.
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Uncle Duke
As an optimist, I tend to believe that my most spectacular failures are still ahead of me.
Things that destroyed me in my 20s I just shrug at now in my 30s. It’s like a drug. I have to fuck up harder now. Maybe on a national scale…