Reminder to Non-Americans: Americans call the main dish the entree.
https://languageoffood.blogspot.com/2009/08/entree.html (fixed ugly link)
It's actually pretty interesting.
Every night:
7:00 pm: Baby is asleep, im gonna finally beat Yakuza. Lemme just lay on my wifes lap for a bit
9:15 pm: wake up on the couch. Time for bed
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no doubt, @selontheweb
i am addicted to having an appetizer of sleep on my couch before moving to my be for sleep entrees