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Trump Promises Voters Vengeance In His Final Pitch Before Iowa Caucus

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-final-speech-before-iowa-caucus_n_65a483a8e4b06444b2234cb1

The former president told supporters that Monday's caucus was their "personal chance" to help him get back at his political enemies.

Trump Promises Voters Vengeance In His Final Pitch Before Iowa Caucus

INDIANOLA, Iowa (AP) — Donald Trump implored his supporters Sunday to brave frigid temperatures and deliver him a decisive victory in Monday’s Iowa caucuses, saying their vote would help bring to Washington the retribution he has repeatedly promised if he returns to the White House.

17 comments

Empricorn

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I don't make a habit of wishing for the death of others, but this country would be much better off with a good run by the cold, flu, and Covid making a run through his supporters...

FlyingSquid

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This is what I wish for him:

his own major intestine, in a desperate attempt to save humanity, leapt straight up through his neck and throttled his brain.

-- Douglas Adams

AbidanYre

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I keep saying heart disease could do the world a favor and get itself some good PR by taking him out.

CooperHawkes

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All this does is reinforce my choice to vote for Biden. And I don’t like Biden, but Trump is too much a bigger giant douche to Biden’s turd sandwich.

BrianTheeBiscuiteer

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I think that's a little harsh for Biden. I'd say he's more of a mayonnaise sandwich. Some ingredients are fine but it's overall severely lacking.

kromem

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It's a reference to a South Park episode about the two party system.

vividspecter

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It hasn't aged well, in all honesty. Both sides are decidedly not the same, as the joke implies.

Mamertine

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I'm familiar with that episode. I still like the mayo sandwich analogy. No one really wants it, but you know it's technically edible.

CooperHawkes

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I like your analogy better! Thank you!!

Coach

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These voters would all happily clean up after their dear leader cucked them. Subservient losers.

GardenVarietyAnxiety

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He says he'll slay the beast, when in reality he just wants to control it...

LifeInMultipleChoice

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Seriously, how fucking stupid does someone have to be to vote for him. He is saying over and over he will have to be impeached on day 1. He keeps saying he will violate the constitution and people are going to act like oh they just want to impeach him because they don't like him. No. He will have to be for violations of the constitution. Whoever runs for vice president for the GOP will be the president if he wins. And they will have to find a vice president again. Giant waste of time and resources