If your toilet was sentient would you rather it crave your bodily waste or hate you for it?
Personally, I think it's like people with a foot fetish. Ok gross and weird but isnt harming anyone.
Personally, I think it's like people with a foot fetish. Ok gross and weird but isnt harming anyone.
I guess I'd rather the toilet enjoy itself. As long as it doesn't start making little happy noises while I'm trying to poop π°
I find the thought of encouragement more disturbing.
"Come on, buddy you can do it.. yeah, I see that's a big one...."
ghasp
"a REALLY big one. I can see it. Push, don't forget to breathe.. yeah, there ya go, pinch it off. Nice! You've changed your diet, haven't you? Good job!"
Oh hey, suggestions of diet changes for health might be nice, suggestions because they like corn, not nice.
I can't believe I wrote that
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Why da fuq does this play an advertisement for audible.com, then refuse to play the actual video!? I know it's open source, but I'd rather it be functional and not have to read through the sourcecode to debug and fix it if it is non-functional... :-(
As my late doctor said, a good poop can be had while running. If yer have to stop for longer than ten seconds, you ain't eating right, boy.
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This would probably be the only option but it would still be difficult because for a start there'd have to be a period of time between discovering it was sentient and getting that new toilet and you'd still have to shit and then there's the issue of whether the toilet can survive if removed and if it wants to or is OK with being move/removed. If not, you'd have to basically get an entire new bathroom to place a new toilet in which could be financially difficult.
You vastly overestimate my level of empathy for my talking toilet; Iβd rip that bitch out in a heartbeat
I consistently shit at work, I don't want to disappoint the guy I live with.
If they were sentient I'd put them in the living room, so they could watch TV with us.
Is it just my toilet in my house or all toilets in the world? Could I move and avoid having this problem?
Is killing my toilet an option?
If I have no other choice I guess crave....
If you could kill the toilet, would you really wanna defecate in the dead body of a sentient being?? Thats cold
If I am being honest I don't really want to defecate in an body of a sentient being living or dead. Although I don't know what would be worse.
Toilets do a really important job and it is one that I would not enjoy doing myself.
If it's got a poop fetish then fuck it, I'll host parties and take suggestions on what too feed guests!
It's disturbing when I have a clever response to the title of a post and then click in to see it already typed out staring back at me.
You sick (and prompt) fuck.
I donβt know what show or year even, but when I was a kid I remember some weird sci fi show or movie with people being on a sort of sentient organic space ship, and the toilets were literally this. Living things that would feast on human waste, iirc including going the extra mile of having tongues to lick the user clean.
I already spend too much time sitting on the toilet. If I got a good tonguing, I may never leave.
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Iβd like it to the the personality of Wilma Flintstoneβs vacuum. βItβs a livingβ
Crave it. The other way would be cruel.
IRL I'd go somewhere else, of course, but that's not the spirit of the question.
While your toilet isn't alive to crave your waste, the microbes and such at the waste water facility that your crap goes to do in fact crave and need your waste to survive and propogate. It ain't ice cream, but your crap always ends up as food for something.
When you poo in the woods the poo is instantly covered with bugs and bacteria that love poo and start to break it down.
I guess it would be just the same, you know someone is eating it but it doesnβt really enter your thoughts
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