I heard he uses others as human shields too

Chad Pawns: Only move forward. Never look back.

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Has the ability to impersonate ANY FUCKING PIECE

CHAD PAWNS

• can become literally anything else (except kings, because nobody wants to be a loser)

Just wait til you hear about the bongcloud

And yet all pawns aspire to become queens. They're not working for pawn emancipation, they just want to join the royal harem!

To be fair they can only move 2 spaces off the line before going limp.