What's the easiest way to cure severe constipation?
I prefer regular foods that help with constipation, not meds.
UPDATE: I forced the shit out somehow
I prefer regular foods that help with constipation, not meds.
UPDATE: I forced the shit out somehow
So you gave yourself constipation in order to not poop for 3 days... can you tellbus what you were doing now?
I’m so confused on this dudes post history. Intentionally clearing himself out and giving himself constipation but with access to toilets and an air conditioned tent??
This is either the biggest shitpost ever or some kind of evacuation fetish.
Shits crazy.
I love these posts. But Imma be pissed off if we find out mizu is Gallowboob or some fucker like that from reddit.
You joke, but old school nurses do just that: mix prune juice, coffee, and milk of magnesia. They call this combo "The Bomb" lol: https://drslusher.com/constipation-remedy-or-the-bomb/
I'm more inclined to tell you that while I appreciate your commitment to a natural remedy, Miralax (polyethylene glycol powder) is the most effective remedy in my personal experience as a nurse. For what it's worth.
Anything with lots of fiber, especially darker leaves like kale. The less cooked, the better. But a warm enema can also help a lot in a dire situation.
The classic way I know of is a large black coffee and a bran muffin. If you can manage to get stuck in traffic about an hour after you eat, it increases the odds of it working.
My wife swears by dried apricots. Make sure you are in a well ventilated, prefeably unpopulated space as you are going to produce some gas that will make your eyes water.
Really hot peanuts help, look up your closest Indian grocery store they usually have the nuclear stuff.
prune juice XD trust me
"It may be used as a dietary supplement to act as a laxative. " /wikipedia
This is the way. Oatmeal or anything with high fiber will help as well.
However prunes or are really where it's at.
You could try the mathematician's approach and work it out with a pencil!
(but yes, an enema and fibrebare the correct answers
Personally, I've found binge drinking to be the most fun way to clear yourself out.
After that, lots of greasy foods will grease up your insides.