What if water is also the oldest nickname and its been so long that we forgot what the real name was
Anyone who discovers water's actual name would have total power over it and command all the seas. Turns out water was actually an eldritch demon whose only purpose was to create a legion of legions of living creatures entirely dependent on it for their survival. One day the being that is water will be ready and their grander plans will see us all conquering the stars.
That's actually speculated to be the case with the word "bear." There was a superstition that saying its true name might summon it.
Fun fact: one of the oldest languages with an interpretation of the word "water" is Sumerian from over 3500 years ago.
It was pronounced "ay"
(like Fonzi, not eye)
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It was grandfathered in from when there was no competition, and therefore no need for nicknames. "I need a drink" simply meant water. The beverage.
I play games with friends and between matches I always say "brb getting a drink". And you're right, it's always water.
Stay hydrated
The Dutch use "gemeente pils" which means local government beer. So that is pretty similar.
When my little sister was about 3 she would only drink juice. One night i grabbed the juice pitcher, an empty jar and pretended too mix up some juice for her (we always had the frozen juice concentrate), as i poured a glass for her she asked what kind of juice is was. I said 'it is clear juice.'
I am in my 40s now, and she still asks me if i want a glass of clear juice.
I grew up in the desert, but our ground water is really high (places where it is wet at 13”). We probably would have called it ground juice instead.