If __ was a sandwich: Neelix

What's it like not having a brain or nervous system?

I'll have the spam spam spam spam spam spam eggs and spam, but no eggs.

Didn't you forget one?

I don't think that's true at all. The viewers found him annoying, but except for Tuvok, the doctor, and occasionally the Captain, the crew seemed to be good friends with him. Janeway even made him an actual ambassador

Motherfucker almost killed the entire crew with cheese.

Fucking cheese.

Janeway shouldn't have stopped with tuvix.

Damn that looks good, now I gotta go buy more kimchi as it never lasts long in our house.