if cheeto goes to jail which of his bozo brats will take up the mantle?
gambo succession crisis
gambo succession crisis
There's no fuckin way he goes to jail, but if he dies... I don't think any of them will really follow in his footsteps. None of them have the chops for it, and will satisfy themselves with whatever smaller grifts they can manage.
A new high stakes season of the apprentice. The first task is to smuggle a phone to their dad.
Most likely Ivanka. She's the most popular one next to Jr. and unlike him, she's more diplomatic and not as involved in the culture war bs.
Tiffany as the dark horse. Everyone forgets Tiffany exists. Even the other Trump children.
